Scully: Death, like life itself, is a drama with a beginning, middle and end.

Scully: Not everything is about you Mulder.

Scully: It is my experience that lawyers ask the wrong questions only when they don't want the right answer.

Scully: Well, if it's that simple why don't you put out an APB for someone riding a broom and wearing a black hat?

Scully: I have strength. And I'm not going to come running back now.

Scully: Mulder, why can't you just accept the facts?  

Scully: Last time you were that engrossed it turned out you were reading the Adult Video News.

Scully: I know it probably doesn't have the sense of closure you want, but it has more than some of our other cases.

Scully: You know, that guy really pisses me off.

Scully: I don't know why I'm standing here listening to this?

Scully: Mulder, I'm not alone.

Scully: I'm surprised she didn't call Oprah as soon as she got off the phone with the police.

Scully: All lies lead to the truth, isn't that right? 

Scully: I've heard the truth, Mulder. Now what I want are the answers.

Scully: Your contact while interesting in the context of science fiction was, at least in my memory recounting a poorly vailed synopsis of an episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Scully: How do I die?

Scully: I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

Scully: I must remind you that this goes against the bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same motel room while on assignment.

Scully: I admit that is strange.. even for Mulder.

Scully: Two men, one woman, trouble.

Scully: Dont think! Just pick up the phone and make it happen!

Scully: Mulder, I'm not going to ask you if you just said what I think you said. Because I know it's what you just said.

Scully: Believing is the easy part Mulder.

Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of The Whammy.

Scully: Whatever extreme cases I have encountered, I have always viewed through the lens of science.

Scully: Meanwhile, I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the AbRoller.

Scully: Mulder, if you had to do without a cell phone for two minutes you'd lapse into cactonic schizophrenia.

Scully: Mulder, if I can save you, let me.

Scully: Mulder if you had to do without a cell phone for two minutes you'd lapse into catatonic scitsofrenia.

Scully: Just because I can't explain it doesn't mean I am going to believe they were UFO's.

Scully: I think I've heard enough.

Scully: Well if it's that simple why don't you put out an APB for someone riding a broom and wearing a tall black hat.

Scully: Conventional investigation of these cases may decrease the rate of success.

Scully: Her name is Bambi?

Scully: How can you be so certain?

Scully: How can you be so certain?

Scully: Okay Mulder, but I'm warning you, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own!

Scully: Can you determine the cause of death? My instinct says that burial in cement is murder.

Scully: I'm back, and I'm not going anywhere.

Scully: Oh promise me this isn't leading to something really embarrasing.

Scully: It is my experience that lawyers ask the wrong question only when they dont want the right answers.

Scully: I dont know why I am standing here listening to this!

Scully: Is that a rhetorical question sir?

Scully: Meanwhile, I've quit the FBI and become a spokesman for the Ab-Roller.

Scully: Loneliness is a choice.

Scully: If you know me so well, why am I standing here when my instincts tell me to go.

Scully: Thank you for making my schedule, but I think I'm going to have to be late for that appointment.

Scully: Did your mother ever tell you to go outside and play?

Scully: Can you hear me? I'm at the hotel. Where are you? What do you mean, 'what hotel,' Las Vegas. I'm in Las Vegas, aren't you? You called me. What do you mean you didn't call me? Oh man, I am gonna kick their asses.

Scully :Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.